google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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