I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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