There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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