$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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