There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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