so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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