I am puke
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Randomize
