just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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