So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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