yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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