the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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