Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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