If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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