I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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