Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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