He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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