I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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