I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Fuck appropriateness.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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