Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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