I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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