pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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