weddingsv make me drug and hornr
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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