By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
We left the knife in your bed.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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