Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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