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I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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