And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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