Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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