that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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