Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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