yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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