I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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