i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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