PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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