I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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