i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
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