dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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