i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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