So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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