What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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