he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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