Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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