Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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