but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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