Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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