If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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