I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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