Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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