she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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