Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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