I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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