If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
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