I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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