Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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