Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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