do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
