I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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